HONEY, WHAT’S THIS CANCEL CULTURE ALL ABOUT?

I wake at the same time every day. My wife tells me if I got up earlier, I could get more done. She also tells me if I got up later, I might not be as tired at the end of the day. But I wasn’t having it. The time is the time.

I pour the same beige-colored and square-shaped cereal into the same striped bowl every weekday morning, and if I don’t eat it quickly enough, it grows soggy…